January 2012
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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December 2011
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Dec 9th
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Dec 4th
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November 2011
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Nov 22nd
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WatchWatch
Madonna’s new single leaked.  When she sings, “Every record sounds the same,” is she alluding to “Bohemian Like You”? 
Nov 9th
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October 2011
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Oct 27th
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Oct 6th
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September 2011
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Sep 30th
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Arizona Sushi Spot Serves '9-11 Remembrance Roll' →
They have sushi in Arizona?!
Sep 3rd
August 2011
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Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 17th
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“Those first few chords send me back to the 80’s…wish I was there...”
–  robincassaday666, top comment on the Youtube home of “Love Is On The Way,” by Saigon Kick (HQ version) and the saddest thing today.
Aug 14th
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Alexander McQueen Deserved A Better Exhibit Than... →
I wrote a longform piece for TheGloss about Savage Beauty, the wildly successful Alexander McQueen exhibit that closed this weekend. It disappointed me and saddened me. On the one hand, I’ve loved McQueen’s work for almost a decade and consider him a brilliant designer. On the other hand, I think if the CFDA/Met want to make the case that he was a Serious Artist, then the exhibit...
Aug 10th
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April 2011
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Matt Langer Learns Anger Management
tylercoates: Matt:  I hate you. Fucking die. In a fire. Die in a fucking fire. Me:  Matt, we do not say things like that. You should say, “I hate you, I hope you dance.” Matt:  Langer is the worst.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 1st
March 2011
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February 2011
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Tyler Coates: Listicle Without Commentary: Music... →
tylercoates: Cleopatra - “Cleopatra’s Theme (Comin’ Atcha!)” Bewitched - “C’est La Vie” ATC - “All Around the World (La La La La La La La La)” 702 - “Where My Girls At” Billie Piper - “Because We Want To” Vengaboys - “Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!!” Five - “When the Lights Go Out” Technotronic - “Rockin’ Over the… This was the most stressful hour of my life this week.
Feb 7th
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Tyler Coates: Listicle Without Commentary: Music... →
tylercoates: Hoku - “Another Dumb Blonde” Dream - “He Loves You Not” Eiffel 65 - “Blue” Quad City DJs - “C’Mon ‘N Ride It (The Train)” BBMak - “Back Here” Real McCoy - “Another Night” Tamia - “Stranger In My House” Blu Cantrell - “Hit ‘Em Up Style (Oops)” Robin S - “Show Me Love” Jennifer Love Hewitt - “Can I… He’s an asshole.
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January 2011
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Jan 31st
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“Also, blogging about your break-up seems self-indulgent right? But I don’t know...”
– (via thingsthatscarelaurenleto) Regarding the matter of blogging about breaking up, Jen Wright and I discuss.
Jan 28th
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Concerning "The Freshman"
Ashley: It's about how this girl was ostracized at school over an abortion or something and killed herself.
Jen: But the girl in that song took "a week's worth of Valium" because her boyfriend broke up with her.
Ashley: Right. And if you take a week's worth of Valium at one time, what happens? You die.
Jen: Yes. Ashley. I understood that. It's not like my hearty WASP ancestry caused me to think that was just a normal reaction.
Jan 14th
December 2010
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“We understand you refuse to release this frustrated whale because he is your...”
– Tommy Lee, on behalf of PETA, speaking out against Sea World’s whale masturbation practices This is just so rich… there’s so much here. This is like that passage in The Republic when Socrates talks about the men who are naturally-inclined toward philosophy being dissatisfied with...
Dec 9th
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November 2010
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Laser Mouth
Jennifer: Okay, I don't dislike lasers. I would say I have a conflicted relationship with them.
Me: I once asked my friend Brendan if he would prefer to have lasers come out of his mouth or eyes (as a special power). He said eyes, definitely, because 'mouth is weird.'
Jennifer: Mouth is weird.
Me: Why?
Jennifer: You know how no one can hear the voice of God without their ears exploding?
Me: (confused expression)
Jennifer: Yes, he has to have a Metatron. You remember sophomore year, you were there. He talks through a bush or something.
(long pause)
Jennifer: "So I guess what I'm saying is that if God talked to you, all you would see is a giant laser beam coming out of his mouth."
Nov 18th
August 2010
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Sad
jusky: No matter how much porn I’m in, my father just won’t admit it’s sexy.
Aug 16th
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Aug 4th
May 2010
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May 26th
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May 9th
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Darth Vader to Narrate GPS →
“Get ready to feel the Force – behind the wheel! In association with Lucasfilm Ltd. and VoiceSkins.com TomTom brings official Star Wars voices to TomTom navigation devices for the very first time.” Now the best reason to own a car. [via]
May 5th
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ListenBeastie Boys “Car Thief” Always loved...
May 5th
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May 2nd
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April 2010
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Apr 25th
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“[Stephen Baldwin] has been publicly ridiculed and insulted by people who think...”
– Restore Stephen Baldwin, your internet one stop shop for career resuscitation and spicy Jesus rolls [via]
Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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NYMag: Glenn Beck, mouthpiece of the disgruntled... →
But he’s still super outraged at those other arugula and Brie-eating elitists! 
Apr 8th
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Apr 5th
March 2010
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Listenthebronzemedal: The Replacements “Alex...
Mar 18th
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Williamsburg
A few weeks ago I was standing outside the Bedford L stop on a Friday night and a couple turbo bros (turbros?) walked past.  One asked, “Yo, where are we?” to which his companion—swathed in a state school sweater, board shorts and a hemp necklace—replied, “Williamsburg, yo!  There’s a million bars and everybody looks just like us!”  He was fucking thrilled...
Mar 16th
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Mar 6th
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