Laser Mouth

1 year ago

Jennifer: Okay, I don't dislike lasers. I would say I have a conflicted relationship with them.
Me: I once asked my friend Brendan if he would prefer to have lasers come out of his mouth or eyes (as a special power). He said eyes, definitely, because 'mouth is weird.'
Jennifer: Mouth is weird.
Me: Why?
Jennifer: You know how no one can hear the voice of God without their ears exploding?
Me: (confused expression)
Jennifer: Yes, he has to have a Metatron. You remember sophomore year, you were there. He talks through a bush or something.
(long pause)
Jennifer: "So I guess what I'm saying is that if God talked to you, all you would see is a giant laser beam coming out of his mouth."