Jennifer:Okay, I don't dislike lasers. I would say I have a conflicted relationship with them.
Me:I once asked my friend Brendan if he would prefer to have lasers come out of his mouth or eyes (as a special power). He said eyes, definitely, because 'mouth is weird.'
Jennifer:Mouth is weird.
Me:Why?
Jennifer:You know how no one can hear the voice of God without their ears exploding?
Me:(confused expression)
Jennifer:Yes, he has to have a Metatron. You remember sophomore year, you were there. He talks through a bush or something.
(long pause)
Jennifer:"So I guess what I'm saying is that if God talked to you, all you would see is a giant laser beam coming out of his mouth."
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