1 year ago
We understand you refuse to release this frustrated whale because he is your chief sperm bank, and we know from SeaWorld’s own director of safety… that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow’s vagina filled with hot water. Even in my wildest days with Motley Crue, I never could’ve imagined something so sick and twisted.
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Tommy Lee, on behalf of PETA, speaking out against Sea World’s whale masturbation practices
This is just so rich… there’s so much here. This is like that passage in The Republic when Socrates talks about the men who are naturally-inclined toward philosophy being dissatisfied with living among regular citizens, who are like a pack of savages to him, and so he exiles himself from the city and goes about his own business. This is just like that.
